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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."
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"""I don't believe in hyperbole,"" she said while consuming an entire horse."
"Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude."
"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"
"So far, too much day and too little hump."
"What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished? Decomposing"
"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."
"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!"
"What do you call a sexually-confused Arctic Circle? Bi-polar"