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Joke of the Day
"Ugh, I can't believe our coexist bumper stickers aren't working."
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"Why was Hitler a great comedian? Cuz you can't spell slaughter without laughter"
"7yr old ""Do women get their periods on weekends too?"" Me ""Yes"" 7yr old mutters to herself ""Jesus Christ"""
"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"
"How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"
"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."
"I love people I can get weird with."
"What do you call a Clinton with no legs? Doesn't matter. She won't come. Edit: oops, wrong type of Bitch."
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"I hate flossing This morning, I brushed for literally twenty minutes just to put off flossing. My hair has never looked better."