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Joke of the Day

"Ugh, I can't believe our coexist bumper stickers aren't working."

"What do you call three Trumpies? Drei rot."

"I was told I could view the eclipse through a colander. I think I strained my eyes"

"My wife and I decided to not have children. The kids are pretty upset."

"Did you hear about the new Canadian pornographic news network? I'll jizz here, eh?"

"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."

"What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking (punchline in comments)"

"Difference between GF & WIFE Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."

"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"

"My friend is addicted to interventions and I don't know how to help him."