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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Clinton with no legs? Doesn't matter. She won't come. Edit: oops, wrong type of Bitch."

"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'."

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."

"Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!"

"Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them."

"How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !"

"*a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?"

"Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank."

"if you give your dog a middle name i hope he runs away"

"Boss: Project's way behind. Suggestions? I'm willing to try anything. Me: *raises hand* Him: Anything but ""helper monkeys"" Me: *lowers hand*"