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Joke of the Day

"How do you take your coffee? **Barista:** How do you take your coffee? **Customer:** Ferguson Police **Barista:** Huh? **Customer:** Black, two shots."

"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."

"A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery. He was found praying with friars."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you Pull the pin out and throw it back"

"My poetic look on the election Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Damn it, America! What the fuck did you do?!"

"Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic."

"How can you spot the blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard."

"Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house."

"On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex. I have a short arm."

"When does Eminem leave school? Aftermath"