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Joke of the Day

"*Gets called into HR Me: What was I accused of now? HR: I haven't had any sexual harassment claims against you lately. Is everything ok?"

"3251 I know you've all heard it before, but it's one of my favorites"

"Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!"

"Doggies just call it style."

"What did the chicken say to the farmer Nothing, chickens don't speak English."

"Religion is like Gym Classes Some people whine excessively about it, most don't really care and those who take it too seriously usually don't go too far in life."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"

"first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club"

"Why do watermelons have water in Them? Because they are planted in the spring!"

"Idiot college called, they want there mascot back."