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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to have a child one day. Two days, tops."
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"Me: *gets all four daughters dressed* Wife: I want everyone in Christmas dresses. Me: But- Wife: Everyone. Me: Fine. *puts on my dress*"
"What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna"
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