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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to have a child one day. Two days, tops."
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"wife: YOU changed the sheets?! [flashback to me eating nachos in bed after she told me not to and getting cheese everywhere] me: Surprise!"
"""Why do Jews hate sex?"" ""Because the pussy is too close to the gas chamber."" Cody Edwards"
"I had sex with a girl and she kept shouting another guys name Who the fuck is rape?"
"Georgie Porgie puddin 'n pie, jerked off on his girlfriend's eye, when her eye was all stuck shut, Georgie fucked that one eye slut!"
"""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" *sighs* ""Because I'm a sweater"" ""BECAUSE YOUR A SWE- hehe yeah that's weird but no. Tail light's out."""
"Women are like hand grenades If you take off the ring you lose your house and half your belongings"
"When you think about it , zombies are fixed humans . You just turn them off and on ."
"I bet Hitler & the guy who invented the car alarm belong to a book club together in hell."
"On one hand, eating meat is bad for your body, bad for animals and bad for the earth. On the other hand, bacon."