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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin' off."
Next Joke
"Why did the French Hen give up her job? One day she'd just had un uf."
"I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen It's now in the sync."
"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"
"Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'"
"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."
"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."
"I was gonna tell you a joke so funny you'd laugh your dick off... but it looks like you already heard it."
"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that were out of napkins"
"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny"