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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin' off."
Next Joke
"Saying ""guns don't kill people, bullets do"" is like saying ""I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has."""
"How many terrorist jokes are there out there? You'll have to c-4 yourself."
"A horse walks into a bar .. .. as Miranda and Samantha were already waiting, Charlotte was running late."
"Do you love hiding electrical outlets? Well an exciting career in hotel design might be just what you're looking for!"
"What do you get when you mix clickbait and major disappointment?"
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""Sure."""
"What do you call a combination of a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill? ""Ouch! I Hermione!"""
"I'm sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong."