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Joke of the Day

"Twitter: Where if the chemistry's good, the geography won't be.."

"Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed."

"Why was the electron mad? Well, it doesn't really matter..."

"What do you have when lounge chairs multiply? - Baby Sitters. Two chaise... - that's Sofa King Funny!!"

"Do you know why newspapers don't print the pictures of all criminals? They would run out of black ink"

"What kind of exercises do lazy people do? Diddly-squats"

"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."

"What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage"

"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."

"I'm madly in love with a girl who's a solipsist... ...but she doesn't even know I exist. :("