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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why newspapers don't print the pictures of all criminals? They would run out of black ink"

"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"

"Breaking News: United States is now the largest producer of salt. So Salty..."

"An Irishman applies to a job at a Blacksmiths ""Have you any experience at shoeing horses?"" asks the Blacksmith ""No"" says the Irishman ""but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""

"What was Hitler's last two words? Oy Vey!"

"You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that."

"What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog."

"Text me once, shame on you. Text me twice, congratulations, we are now trapped in an infinite emotional prison."

"Why do the horses hate the jockey? Because he's a horse racist."

"What did Adele say when she crossed the road? *sing* Hello from the other side!"