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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster make it to the front page? He did it before it was cool"
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"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."
"Plot twist Standing next to my stalkers bed watching him sleep"
"Went to Lowes for a new dishwasher pretty stoked that she has a job too."
"When you accidentally type ""me"" instead of ""my"" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun."
"Scots vs English Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards. Why do the English wear trousers? Cause goats are deaf."
"What's the difference between a crab with boobs and a bus filled with old people? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"Anytime I'm using a stall in a public restroom and someone knocks on the door, I always say, ""Did you bring the lube?"" As loud as possible."
"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"
"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."