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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes? Unidank"

"Paid a visit to 'www.conjunctivitis.com' earlier... Believe me, it's a site for sore eyes."

"there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them"

"What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week? Constable"

"Heard about the new game of thrones app? It's good but I heard it might CUT OFF your wifi connectivity"

"Every idiot can use a computer. Most do."

"Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest? They're always eager for more on their pate."

"Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding."

"So this hot girl checked me out today... The total was $7.83"

"What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola? At least Ebola will finish me off"