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Joke of the Day
"Why do black men smell bad? Because prison showers aren't very good..."
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"The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine."
"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."
"Guys GUYS wait! Stay awake, for God's sake stay awake because I just found out if you die on Twitter YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!"
"A computer game character walks into a bar... I should really turn no-clip off."
"How come reddit posters have no babies? Because OP never delivers."
"Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ..."
"after watching the Cricket for a few hours I think I finally understand it they make that noise by rubbing their wings together"
"If you don't like being a door mat....then get off the floor"
"Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar. My life is one big joke"