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Joke of the Day
"I'm a really green person, but only because I hate the oceans."
Next Joke
"A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg."
"Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends? Their i's don't work"
"Just cause you have 9 lives doesn't give you the right to show it off and run across a busy street....fucking cats."
"You hear the one about the gay judges? Yeah, they tried each other."
"Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter."
"Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force"
"Harness the power of my dog's wagging tail and we could step into a much greener future."
"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"