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Joke of the Day
"Hillary sucks But not like Monica"
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"What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp."
"I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary!!."
"Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother."
"Hillary's so crooked... she needs a Kaine for support."
"Today is July 4th. Do you know what that means for tonight? That tonight it'll eventually be 12:00am turning to July 5th."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!"
"why does the NSA hate blizzards? Because they get Snowden."
"TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus."
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."