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Joke of the Day
"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet."
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"Wanna hear a joke? My sense of humour. *waits for laughs *hears crickets Dammit."
"Locked myself out of my office 3 times today if anyone's looking for a responsible adult"
"free shipping should be basic human rights."
"What French city always surrenders first? Toulouse"
"Someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown. The cops have nothing to go on."
"Let me tell you why going outside is not safe. Because chances are after a few days you end up retweeting a joke about yourself."
"The guy who wrote the book ""everybody poops""... ...should write Number 2"
"Kalimba - Tocando Fondo bacan la cancion"
"what happens when you die? I've seen much scientific and spiritual literature researching and explaining what happens when people die. I've found that generally, they get put in the ground."