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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife? Only one shows an interest in the balls."

"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"

"I can't wait until I'm 69. It's going to be hilarious."

"Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster."

"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"

"I texted my boss, ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He answered, ""I don't know."" I replied, ""I'm not coming in this morning."""

"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."

"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."

"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal"