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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife? Only one shows an interest in the balls."

"I've been texting random numbers ""hey are we taking salvia before or after church?"""

"A Woman's place is not in the kitchen Cause that's where all the knives are."

"The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus"

"What did the priest say to the altar boy who liked chickens Cock-a-diddle-you"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? 7 Pirates are illiterate."

"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."

"Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? Because he was a gold fish."

"What's the most common marriage proposal? You're what!"

"What if horses rode horses? And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses? Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!"