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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it."

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"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performance on a scale of 1-10, last night we tried anal she kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution."
"A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!"
"If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed."
"Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra? They didn't want the people to have free elections."
"I invented a new word Plagiarism"
"Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne"""
"""Voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop."" -corduroys"
"""We heard reports that some guy saw a snowflake one time somewhere so we better cancel 5,000 flights."" - Airlines"
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