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Joke of the Day

"Hate it when I'm at a hotel & the maid leaves her cart unattended & the only thing I can grab before getting caught is 3 dozen shower caps."

"What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown? A *humor*."

"Bruce Jenner never liked having a dick... ...and it just grew on him."

"Wanna hear a joke? Rays legs."

"""Bear with me for a minute."" - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend."

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"If I had a fake leg it would be a see-thru plastic one full of jelly beans and I'd only charge kids a dime for a handful like the old days."

"I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her... She ended up being a Nicki Mirage"

"The city I live in has the highest rate of stalkings in Canada. I told a girl at the grocery store this. Then I told her at the gym."

"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."