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Joke of the Day

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"Female Masturbation My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. . But I caught her red handed !!"

"Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult."

"In bed last night my wife said ""Do you want to try something?"" So we put OJ on the stand."

"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."

"I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs... Now if you could all stop sending me death threats on twitter that would be great."

"Ricky Martin should have waited until Saturday so he could come out the same day as the iPad. Maybe that's what Tom Cruise is waiting for?"

"You want to hear the best joke ever? Repost"

"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."