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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Black and full of semen."
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"Dating is basically lying to women about how you like to travel."
"saw your mum at the supermarket buying vaseline & cucumbers & nothing else, no wonder your dad died if that what she puts in sandwiches"
"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."
"What's green and has wheels. A dolphin. I lied about the wheels. I also lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing."
"Going to a wedding today: Me: Do I look ok boys? 6: You look fine. 9: You look wow. Clearly I have work to do with the little one."
"How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it in gasoline and toss it in a fire."
"Why did the blind couple get divorced? They couldn't see eye to eye"
"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."
"ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that"