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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby's new t.v. show premier's next month, ""Rape Victims Say the Darndest Things!"""
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"Him: Are you mad? Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: No, I'm fine, why?"
"Where does a pirate keep his gold? In his treas-arrrr chest!"
"If you heat your solid state drive into a gaseous state drive, do you get cloud storage?"
"*standing by the turntables at the club* Her: are you the dj? Me: wha?... Oh, no, I was hoping this was a crepe station"
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."
"Why did the English major break up with the pilot? Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over."
"She just didn't get that i was into fish. Geez"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose... Glutes( )"
"How do gangsters receive communications? Gmail"