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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pigeon hate the crow? because he was in the coo klux klan"
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"It's not condescending if they're stupid."
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"Yeah, bro. I train and I lift... ...It's easier to get to work that way than to bike and to stairs."
"Sorry to interrupt, but the personal story you're in the middle of telling reminds me of how much I love attention."