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Joke of the Day

"Sorry to interrupt, but the personal story you're in the middle of telling reminds me of how much I love attention."

"A termite walks into a bar... And says, ""is the bar tender here?"""

"Nuts. Two peanuts went for a walk in the park,one was a salted."

"They named a paint color after my ex... It's called *Whore Red*. It's not very bright, but its cheap and spreads easily."

"I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them."

"Hey. I can't help but peak at chu. It's making my bulbs all sore."

"Why was the ink happy? Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening."

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"My nose was clogged the other day. A dutch woman kicked me right in the face."

"What do you call a tin boat? A hydrofoil."