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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend calls me Ronda Rousey Because I only last 45 seconds in the ring."

"I accidentally sent my essay to the 3D printer... it came out as a piece of shit"

"I'll never cheat on another test... It keyed my car and told the cops I beat it up"

"Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed? Woke up in a Korma"

"What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid? Running Stupid"

"Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus"

"Scientist: our large brains are what allows us to survive so successfully 10,000 Year Old Tree: k"

"Republicans say ""Merry Christmas!"" Democrats say ""Happy Holidays!"""

"I'm not saying she faked her orgasm, all I'm saying is my p enis wasn't even in."

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"