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Joke of the Day

"What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska? Ice [Krim](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)"

"It could be the wine talking, but I used to be grapes."

"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"

"What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch? It may contain viruses."

"I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod."

"What's worst than finding a worm in an apple? The holocaust"

"DJ Khaleds Favorite Number is 11 Because it has another 1"

"The oldest joke I know A girl with no arms or legs was sad on the beach. A man walked up and asked what was wrong. She said she'd never been fucked. He threw her in the water and said, ""Now ur fucked"""

"""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. ""Pfft losers"""

"I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is"