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Joke of the Day

"Nike and TOMS are embarking on a joint venture... ...for every pair of shoes you buy, they'll donate a pair to the child who made them."

"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"

"The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!"

"If I come to your house and you say ""make yourself at home"", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer."

"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."

"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"

"What do comedians put outside their house on Halloween? 'Pun-kins'"

"A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says ""It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me you fat slob?"""

"[Coworker] Are you smiling at your stapler? No, just checking for spinach [Laughs nervously]. Oh, good. [Me, to stapler] Sorry baby I had to"

"Imagine the towering achievements in aquatecture if sawfish & hammerhead sharks ever get their shit together"