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Joke of the Day

"You'd think by now the Food Network would have late night adult shows with roast beef, cream pies and salad tossing."

"Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are Targets on every corner."

"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump ? One's a dumb and the other is dumber"

"My Australian friend asked a Kiwi: ""What's a Hindu?"" ""...it lays iggs."""

"I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away while sleeping Not like his four passengers..."

"Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Nothing. They're both on Reddit EVERY FUCKING DAY."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"

"Yo momma so fat When she wants to feel sexy, she puts on a marathong."