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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."

"Today is my birthday and I turned 25 Jokes on me my insurance didn't go down."

"My friend says he needs to get hydrated immediately. Well, water you waiting for?!"

"Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But Mum it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake how much is left."

"NSFW What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time? Guden Tight"

"NSFW My girlfriend was arrested for riding her bike today. She was charged with peddling pussy."

"There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off."

"""I hate tacos""... Said no Juan ever"

"I used to think I'd never be able to be president because I'm a woman but now I know it's because I don't like drinking water"

"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."