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Joke of the Day

"Guys! I finally dusted my bedroom! And guess what? I HAVE A NIGHTSTAND!!!"

"Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own? because it was too tired."

"The birds and the bees I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."

"What would you call Martin Luther king Jr if he was white? Alive."

"Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge."

"Ahhh, Christmastime... Is my favorite time of year. It's the only time of the year that my wife isn't griping at me to take down the Christmas lights."

"What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison? Ancestry.com"

"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."

"There's an Anti-Parallelogram Party tonight. Be there, or be square."

"What do you call an assault which is both positive and negative? A battery."