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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Martin Luther king Jr if he was white? Alive."
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"Community college"
"Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What do fish call a submarine? Unidentified Floating Object"
"So if Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was the Lamb of God... ... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?"
"Best pickup line that should not fail. Guy: Wanna have great sex. Girl: No. Guy: Great, let's go then."
"[1st date] date: ...you said you had abs me: [squints] everyone has abdominal muscles, Susan"
"Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life."
"What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*"