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Joke of the Day
"What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison? Ancestry.com"
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"What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters? Capital I's"
"Why does government matter? It doesn't."
"A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils? The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts."
"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again I've said it before"
"Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men? Who else would consider a couple inches of text to be long?"
"Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life"
"I need to pick up a random hunky guy in a bar, bring him home, have him invite a friend, and THEN mention that I need furniture rearranged"