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Joke of the Day

"Black and white... I've just woken up with black and white squares all over my face. I'll have to get this checked."

"Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim."

"If I exit the bathroom stall singing ""Break On Through (To The Other Side)"", it's best to avoid shaking my hand."

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"I had to put my dog down today. My arms were getting tired."

"The Supreme Court is like regular court but with sour creme, guacamole and extra cheese."

"My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer."

"I bought shoes off a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."

"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"

"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"