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Joke of the Day
"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"
Next Joke
"Knock knock!"
"Did you here about the dead whale that washed up onshore? Apparently it had HIV..........................................Biologists think it may have been rear-ended by a ferry."
"My father used to say ""Life is like a box of chocolates..."" **BECAUSE WOMEN WILL DESTROY YOU.**"
"I'm walking a mile in someone elses shoes today. Not to be tolerant; but because I can't find mine and my son wears the same size."
"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."
"You've heard of Memes... ..But now there's YouYou's"
"What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !"
"What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? 'Ell if I know!"
"I just invented a new word. 'Plagiarism'"