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Joke of the Day
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? -> He uses the finest ingredients."
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"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""
"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."
"If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have? Ship monks."
"The worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."
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"I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, ""stop shaking the ladder you cunt."""
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