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Joke of the Day

"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."

"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."

"Once in a lifetime holiday ""I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."" -Tim Vine"

"A Catholic dies, and thinks he's gone to heaven ."

"What do you get when you cross a female tyrannosaur with a male tyrannosaur? Tyrannosaurus Sex! *I apologize deeply, I'm so...so sorry*"

"Hey brotherrrr (by Avicii) There's an endless road to be disMOTHERed! Lmao"

"How can you instantly blind an Asian person? put a steering wheel in front of them"

"4-year-old: Can we have Oreos for dinner? Me: Are you crazy? That'd be terrible for you. 4: Mom's not home. Me: *eats Oreos for dinner*"

"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger And then it hit me."

"Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets ? To run his hands through his hair."