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Joke of the Day

"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal."

"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."

"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !"

"How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!"

"What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex? My name is Barry Allen"

"Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand."

"A boy came into the house with a sofa on his back. His father said, ""How many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers!?"""

"People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there."

"I put a huge brown paper bag over this keg. So people won't know I'm drinking at work."