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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
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"I masturbated to Princess Leia the other day It was a hand solo."
"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."
"Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP."
"What do you call people who worship paper bags? Sack religious"
"Sex so good the peeping Tom made sandwiches."
"People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive."
"What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party? Falafel and hummus."
"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."
"""Whoo, take off your tits!"" -confused pervert"