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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning? Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon."

"If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like ""whatever this person seems exhausting."""

"whats worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"E-mail Addresses Are Kinda Like Underwear... If you don't change them often enough they'll get full of shit"

"What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink? A Tequila Mockingbird."

"A guy told a story about a creeper who got too close to him in /r/minecraft. It blew up. I'll show myself out."

"When a soldier goes sentimental, his favorite band will be Guns'N'Roses."

"2 things I hate; 1)Hypocrites 2)and people who don't finish anyth"

"Did you hear about the Italian that wanted to cheat the Broadway award voting? He wanted to rig a Tony."

"Establish dominance by licking the spoon and then putting it back in the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner."