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Joke of the Day
"Descriptivism is the right way of managing the English language, irregardless of what you think."
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"The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior"
"Wait till the hamburglar finds out about money"
"The first time I had sex, I was really scared... I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield"
"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""
"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says ""If an emergency, notify:"" I put ""DOCTOR"". What's my mother going to do?"
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"Why are black people so fast? Cause the slow ones are in jail"
"What's the difference between a small bird? One of it's legs is a little smaller."
"Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a ""University of Phoenix"" degree on the wall"