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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a small bird? One of it's legs is a little smaller."
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"Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years."
"What's a Republican's favorite number? ""NEIN!"""
"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"
"So I broke up with my girlfriend because our signs didn't match... ...I'm a Sagittarius, and she's a bitch."
"These days, satisfying my sex drive is like using Uber. It's a nervous ride with a stranger who expects to be paid after we reach the end."
"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"
"Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words."
"What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called? A Sith."