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Joke of the Day

"Nice try government. But I'm not taking you back until I know where you've been for the last two weeks."

"Engineers will get it They should call it a ""Bachelor because of Science""."

"Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11 Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget... :("

"Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. Go back to the future, dipping dots"

"What paper product speaks really quickly? Wrapping paper."

"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"I started a company... I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"What is Michal Jackson A Chocolate Cracker (if they exist)"

"3 guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks."

"Baby momma drama doesn't exist in the middle east.... Baby Bomba drama however"