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Joke of the Day

"Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. Go back to the future, dipping dots"

"Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed."

"Sometimes I think to myself ""I hope to god I'm not agnostic... or do I?"""

"Worst pick-up line ever. If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U."

"Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie? Because it keeps hitting pause."

"Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions ^jk ^lol"

"Do you know why God created atheists? Haha. Good one."

"Why did Yellow divorce Green? Because Green blue Indigo."

"All Condoms have serial numbers on them- They do? I've never seen one- Yeah, C'mon, you know..Big numbers...at the...Oh... I guess you've never had to roll one back that far...."

"Dating blacks girls is a plus because you don't have to meet their fathers"