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Joke of the Day

"Is this sub Reddit dead? There have barely been any decent posts all year!"

"Why does waldo wear stripes? So he isn't spotted."

"There's a strong correlation between the amount of pre-made holes in a guy's jeans & his level of douchiness."

"Has anything happened since 2008? I've been looking down at my phone."

"I'm fed up with all that Superman crap. He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?"

"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"

"Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair."