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Joke of the Day
"When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed? When he's red-handed."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like"
"A mother walks in on her son playing with his privates... ""You really like those new toy soldiers, don't you?"""
"I'm drunk and ready to get retarded! Wait, that's not politically correct. I'm soberly-challenged and ready to get retarded!"
"Man I ran so fast from the Italian lesbian, but the dichotomy."
"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."
"I haven't fapped for seven days... ... because that would be too long."
"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."
"If you're reading this.. then you are not Floyd Mayweather."
"next time you're considering wearing a fedora just think ""what would jesus do?"" because jesus wouldn't wear a fedora."