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Joke of the Day
"What time do dentists fly airplanes? Tooth Hurty (2:30)"
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"It doesn't matter if it's fight club or book club or some other kind of club, I guarantee I don't want to talk about it."
"What is it that separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea"
"My Medical Emergency Contact is a girl from college who promised she'd pluck any stray hairs off my face if I slipped into a coma."
"Mum!! Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more."
"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."
"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"
"TIFU by falling asleep on the john at noon. I meant Job. I fell asleep on the Job. :D :D"
"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."
"Your dad is a motherfucker"