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Joke of the Day
"What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers? Well hung."
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"Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ..."
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
"When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken. It's because he can't cook."
"What kind of car does god drive? A Christler"
"To try change my friends mind about puns I told him one a day for 10 days to try and get him to laugh But no pun in ten did."