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Joke of the Day
"People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone."
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"Can anyone answer why they've kept the name Lynchburg? Come on, don't leave me hanging."
"At the grocery store, my daughter held up two types of fabric softener... ...and she asked, ""Would you rather have dryer sheets, or dryer balls?"""
"what is kurt cobain's eye color Blue. One blue to left, one blue to the right."
"Brad Pitt: lets get back together Jennifer Anniston : We broke up 12 years ago!!! Brad pitt: We were on a break!"
"What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? ""He's a real fun guy [fungi]."""
"Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it."
"What do you call a vampire ophthalmologist? Count Drocular"
"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."
"What takes up 12 parking spaces? Six women drivers."