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Joke of the Day

"The guys who measure out the granite so it fits nicely in your kitchen were prob mad when they found out the term counterfeiters was taken"

"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."

"When people say ""To be honest..."", it means that up to that point they've been lying."

"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."

"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."

"Check up I went for a health check-up the other day, the doctor said, 'you've got to stop masturbating' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you'."

"I'm more emotionally invested in this sandwich than I am in most humans."

"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."

"9/11 was terrible, just imagine what the people on that plane were going through... other than a building"