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Joke of the Day

"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."

"The greatest trick the devil ever played is emailing you & then sending an ""out of office"" notification when you reply like 30 seconds later"

"A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ""Well Skip"" said the scout ""Mum had only one dose of castor oil left so I let my baby brother have it."""

"How Germans does it take to change a light bulb? NEIN!"

"Do not underestimate me. 16 just dared me to eat the fish food. It's freeze-dried worms. Wasn't bad. I'm hungry."

"How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates? It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content."

"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."

"I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core."

"You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?"

"Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork."