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Joke of the Day
"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."
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"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""
"[dog park] Dog: omg I just found out I'm adopted Other Dogs: [barking in shock]"
"Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5."
"Do you know how you piss off a bunch of people at once? http://www.redditstatic.com/reddit500.png"
"Hey baby, are you a space archaeologist? Because there's gonna be a bone for you to discover in Uranus"
"John... ...[Staymoist](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21300000/John-Stamos-john-stamos-21331988-1611-1089.jpg)"
"What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean? Bob Barker"
"Bought sneakers from my drug dealer Idk what he laced them with, but I been trippin for hours"
"ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head"