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Joke of the Day

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing. ... i can find the door out."

"I have a fear of speed bumps... But im slowly gettin over it."

"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."

"When I open the Sriracha and a bunch squirts out on its own I tell it that it's okay, it happens to a lot of hot sauces."

"Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings."

"""How many volunteers do we have for the army?"" ""384 sir"" ""okay round them up"" ""400 sir"""

"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."

"Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you the answer tomorrow."